May 2012
39 posts
Just changed my shirt while sitting in traffic.
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When it’s expected of you to feel nothing.
Selective feeling, only feel when it’s convenient for someone else, then shut it off.
Or keep feeling, forever, it doesn’t matter, as long as you keep it under wraps.
Girls.
Hannah: I don't even want a boyfriend.
Adam: What do you want?
Hannah: I want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.
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“I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via jackiegasc)
i just tried to
start a facebook fight with someone’s aunt about abortion at 2am?
I have no excuses, except I thought it would be very funny, but she didn’t take the bait.
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help please!
jajajanea:
i need dessert recipes for which tofu is required because there is no way in hell i am using it for dinner/lunch foods anymore. just reconfirmed my hatred for “plain” tofu as a meat replacement. i’d rather eat all the vegetables in the world (and have been!). i just can’t get into it.
i have currently firm & extra firm tofu. need recipes. help please!!
Here is a website I like...
i've had my period for 8 days and counting
…with no signs of stopping.
my best talent:
moping.
“Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you, until you insist on a...”
– Joan Holloway (via taylamp)
oh, but
today my Chipotle order was 6.66 and my paycheck was also $666…. must be doing something right.
all burnt up
and i have this cute lip zit that looks like a herp.
and i’m about to start my p.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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I just ate taco bell, alone at 1 AM, sober.
I FEEL GOOD. SUCK IT, WORLD.
April 2012
67 posts
Ummmm
There is a major snore situation happening next to me -_- part of me wants to throw punches, the other part of me would feel bad.
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get this song stuck in your head. →
I asked the produce guy at publix
luckychrysler:
muhree:
for some help with putting my lettuce in a bag because my hands were full and he intensely eye fucked me the whole time and told me to have a good day.
His co-worker stood by and watched.
I felt awkward.
We now have the set-up for dream sequence for Brits & Grits. You see him, go to bed, dream a beautiful ‘salad tossing’ dream, wake up with lettuce in your bed....
I asked the produce guy at publix
for some help with putting my lettuce in a bag because my hands were full and he intensely eye fucked me the whole time and told me to have a good day.
His co-worker stood by and watched.
I felt awkward.
